Captain Kirk won.
The Big Bang Theory Season 4, Episode 7
No alien lady ever told Captain Kirk,
"Hey, get your thing out of my nose."
The Big Bang Theory Season 1, Episode 13
...and we beat Lonely Larry and
Captain Sweatpants in the next round...
The Big Bang Theory Season 3, Episode 5
And you're not a smuggler anymore,
you're the high CAPTAIN.
Game of Thrones Season 2, Episode 9
I think it's nice that Captain Sweatpants
showed up to your art opening.
The Big Bang Theory Season 2, Episode 20