
The problem isn't what's on the inside.
It's the creepy CANDY coating.
The Big Bang Theory Season 3, Episode 5

and the world's largest
collection of diabetic CANDY.
The Big Bang Theory Season 5, Episode 16

Even if you had yummy CANDY,
I would not get in your van.
The Big Bang Theory Season 7, Episode 20

...my derriere would produce
cotton CANDY...
The Big Bang Theory Season 4, Episode 4

Fine. Candy bars.
The Big Bang Theory Season 10, Episode 15